valammar:

valammar:

valammar:

my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.

and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.

edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”

just fyi my mom is now 62 and they finished watching “the naruto”

if i had told my 13-year-old self that this is what my mom’s hallway would look like when i was 30 i wouldn’t have believed me

totallycorrectpjo:

[Giving Annabeth a tour of Camp Jupiter]

Percy: All right, let me introduce you to some of the Romans. Come on up here. I’d like you to meet somebody. This is Hazel. She was born in 1928, and she used to be in a long-term relationship with a man, Sammy, who broke her heart, but she didn’t bring any of that into our quest, it did not affect her performance whatsoever, and I’m very proud of her for that.

Annabeth: [shaking hands with Hazel] Hey, Hazel, it’s good to meet you. 

Percy: This little hell-raiser is Reyna. She had crushes on a bunch of different guys. [pointing to Jason] The one over there, in the purple.

Jason: Hey-o!

Percy: Hey-o. And I’m the other crush.

Annabeth: You know, Percy, I don’t need to know everyone’s sexual history.

Percy: Well, perfect, because we have now arrived at Frank, and he has no sexual history.

angel-of-death-diangelo:

knightcore:

imagine percy calling his new baby sister a bunch of cutesy, ocean-themed nicknames like “starfish” and “angelfish” etc but they just keep getting progressively more and more Bizarre until eventually hes calling her shit like “killer whale” “barnacle” & “spiny lumpsucker”

Ah yes, good ol’ Percy Jackson, and his little sister, Blob Fish.

the1mperialera:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT THE DARK PROPHECY! I NEED TO TALK TO SOMONE ABOUT THIS FREAKING BOOK!